Adam, that is hilarious. You fleshed out in nerdspeak precisely the point I was after!!! Maybe in Silicon Valley or perhaps Austin, maybe even Portland, OR, such a scheme would fly, if only because it would come across as the “latest ahd greatest tech accurate we do it here and nobody else does it… yet” meme. Maybe even a cartoon graphic showing the graduated scale of colour between that doulbe restretto and full skinny milk with one CC of espresso shot tossed in just so you can call it a “coffee drink”. Number the scale on the wall, let customers “dial in” their custom blend. uUse theletter code to call out which type of “whitener” one prefers… from skinny milk to full fat heavy cream, and wander off into goat, almond, coconut, macadamia, rice, and the everpresent wretched soy… maybe even a grass fed option!!
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